Max Steel (2016)
Bad men want to drain every drop of our hero, and his only hope is to merge with his sidekick. No, this is not gay porn. What gives you the idea?
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Abduction (2011)
Cast a guy more well known for his shirtless scenes, and then have him “act” with his clothes on. The result is just as you’d expect.
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
The dumbest entry into the series, but it is what it is.
Secret Window (2004)
Whatever suspense that is present here is diluted by a sense of terminal boredom.
Duets (2000)
Behold, the healing powers of a karaoke machine!
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Showgirls has some bad campy charms, at least – go watch that one!
