Careful, you may develop cavities after reading this sugary story.

Why do these authors think it’d be so easy to reinterpret Jane Austen’s works?

Same old martyr act, silly justifications to have sex, etc. Even magic food can’t make this one interesting.

Everything about this story is inconsistent and artificial.

The heroine is the diabetic spawn from hell. Follow her antics at your own peril.

Pleasantly middling – great for people who wish to be bored out of their minds.

Ah yes, another imbecile heroine. They never run out, do they?

Clichés everywhere I see and go…

The hero doesn’t seem to really want the happy ending at all, so this one is quite the doozy.