Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)
Barred from the project, Clive Barker’s vision is replaced by untalented hacks looking to cash in.
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Homebodies (1987)
What is that all about?
Skeletons in the Closet & Familiar (2021)
This episode is good at borrowing stuff from older movies to make up for its own inadequacies.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)
Quentin Tarantino touches himself excitedly while directing this eye-rolling self-congratulatory waste of almost three hours.
Dead Wait (1991)
Tobe Hooper and a dumb snooper; nudity, Gimli, and Whoopi. What can go wrong?
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Not only are young Charles, Erik, and Raven much cooler than their older counterparts, this movie make them larger-than-life characters.
The Girl Next Door (2004)
This one wants to have its cake and eat it too, hence the romance sends a mixed message.
Blade: Trinity (2004)
Oh dear, Blade with a bunch of mini-Buffy posse? It won’t turn out well…
Duplex (2003)
This one deserves a Siberian suplex to the head.
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
The boys up the bromance to compensate for the missing Vin Diesel. I heartily approve.
