In Vaulted Halls Entombed (2022)
Nothing really vaulted here in this unremarkable and boring episode.
Tag:Fred Tatasciore
Swarm (2022)
Humans don’t deserve the hive mind. Insert sad face here.
Bad Travelling (2022)
It’s all suspenseful and frightening… if the main guy would just stop quipping for a second.
All Through the House (2021)
Eh, this Santa sure beats the Crypt Keeper’s version!
Sucker of Souls (2019)
Here’s a nice segment from a longer show that was never made.
Zombeavers (2014)
Believe it or not, this isn’t a pornographic film.
Shazam! (2019)
Always bet on the real deal; the original Captain Marvel is so much better than the recent Disney version.
Resident Evil: Vendetta (2017)
This movie is like a zombie, because watching it is akin to having it rip the brain out of my skull.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca – it’s so good to see all of you again. Oh, and hi, new kids, I guess they ain’t so bad.
God of War II (2007)
Sophomore slump ahoy!