Star-Lord and Miranda Lawson attempt to save the last of humanity from albino aliens and it’s actually a blast. A perfect blast.
Spider-Man and Star-Lord go on an adventure with the lower half of a dead man’s body. Really.
Is this a great movie? Absolutely not. Is it a roller-coaster ride of feels? Hell, yeah!
Don’t let PETA-type morons be in charge. Who cares if millions of humans die? SAVE THAT CUTE MAN-EATING DINOSAUR!
It’s 95% fanservice and 5% weak sauce plot. What, there are people who expect something more from this thing?