Garfield: The Movie (2004)
That cat is the scariest thing I’ve seen in a while.
Tag:Alan Cumming
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
After a good previous entry, we now backslide into ugh territory.
X2 (2003)
Ugh, what a mess this turns out to be. Hugh Jackman is fine, though!
Spy Kids (2001)
Robert Rodriguez directing a kiddie movie? Are pigs flying now?
Get Carter (2000)
Casting Sylvester Stallone is the biggest mistake this movie could have done.
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)
This low-rent sequel assembles a third-rate version of the cast in the original movie. So much cringe to give!
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Yawn, the eyes are indeed widely shut. All that nudity and still so much blah-dom? Sigh.
Plunkett & Macleane (1999)
Fun, fun, fun!