Because I Need You by Drew Duncan
Hot, loaded, toxic POS. Guess the hero is too gay for the Modern line?
Cheesy Love by Dee James
Bet you can’t tell from the cover that the story is set in India.
Wild Caress by Robin Gideon
It’s so nice for the idiot heroine to just let the hero do all the thinking and weight-pulling here!
The Billionaire’s Accidental Baby by Leslie North
Money isn’t everything, but heaven forbid the heroine puts out to any bloke that isn’t a billionaire!
Cosmic Sin (2021)
Can someone please give Frank Grillo a halfway decent role?
Anaconda (2024)
Believe it or not, this is an actual Anaconda sequel, just made in China.
Neon Salvation by Chuck Anderson
The cover has me thinking John Wick, but it’s more of a lame di… er, duck.
Primal (2010)
Oh goody, here’s another movie about city morons running to their deaths in the wilderness.
Chasing Sunsets by Amy Aislin
Nice cover, but the story is boredom incarnate.
The Weeping Woman (1994)
Every horrible stereotype about girls is present in one horrifyingly painful episode.
