Pick Me Up (2006)
What happens when two serial killers realize that the killing turf is too small for the both of them?
Category:Idiot Box Reviews
Sick Girl (2006)
Socially awkward nerdy lesbians versus creepy bugs. Which faction will come up on top?
The Fair Haired Child (2006)
Nice, sick premise, but the episode itself is the epitome of meh.
John Carpenter’s Cigarette Burns (2005)
See? Watching deviant movies can turn you into a murderous lunatic.
Deer Woman (2005)
Yes, there’s a homicidal deer woman on the loose. Let’s just treat this one as a comedy and nobody will get hurt.
Homecoming (2005)
If you are still upset over Donald Trump, let off steam by watching this clumsy “satire” of George W Bush’s presidency.
Chocolate (2005)
More comedy and psychological thriller than horror, this one ultimately doesn’t drive its protagonist over the brink hard enough to be impactful.
Jenifer (2005)
Would you stick your pee-pee into a deformed fang-filled mouth of a lady who looks like a cannibal alien? If yes, enjoy this one.
Dance of the Dead (2005)
Oh, Tobe Hooper. What is he doing? He hasn’t gone that daft, surely?
H. P. Lovecraft’s Dreams in the Witch-House (2005)
The scariest thing about this one is the horrible special effects.