Category:Idiot Box Reviews

Three on a Match (2012)

Hey, it’s that short guy in a wheelchair from Alien: Resurrection!

It’s hard to nod at the whole morality message of this episode when everyone in it is just too stupid for words.

It’s actually two stories in one episode. Two pretty good ones, fortunately.

This episode teaches you that, if you want to be a crook with nine lives, it’s best to learn how to count too.

So, it takes a silly TV series to make me think that maybe James Marsters isn’t so annoying after all.

The moral of the story is, if you are going to kill your husband for money, kill the brat too or you will really regret not doing so.

The first episode attempts to entice people to watch by showcasing hot, hard-bodied men beating one another.

William Sadler is charismatic enough to kick off a TV series, but he can only do so much with a lifeless, excitement-free script.

The series first season closes with a trip to 19th century Japan… and you know how sick those people can be.

This review contains a major spoiler… and you can never guess what it is! (Hint: Rule 34.)