Destiny (2024)
Lesbian witches have woo-woo sex to give birth to automaton-like twins and then die in a small fire.
Category:Idiot Box Reviews
Dead Men Don’t Jump (1994)
The annoying busybody brat of a younger brother turns out to be right. Damn.
Revenge/Justice (2024)
The so-called queerest Star Wars show ever looks like it’s made by and for pre-teens.
Lost/Found (2024)
Is this the final gasp of Star Wars after one too many bodily violations by Disney?
The Weeping Woman (1994)
Every horrible stereotype about girls is present in one horrifyingly painful episode.
Patterns & Voices (2002)
OCD and mind-reading spree.
Cargo & Switch (2002)
Human trafficking and psychiatric dinging.
The Maze & Harmony (2002)
Confusing navigation and forbidden vocalization.
Hate Puppet & Darkness (2001)
Rage bait and haunted real estate.
The Suction Method (2000)
Trust the final episode ever of this season and this show to have the most intriguing title!