Category:Type: Pop

Younger Now by Miley Cyrus

Alright, what happened to that fun, messy Miley Cyrus? Thor’s brother, bring her back, damn it!

This is a collection of some of the most miserable stories ever, wrapped up in pure pop perfection. Heartbreak and despair – they taste great.

Turning 50 makes even a disco princess hang up the wigs and turn on the country radio station.

Joe Jonas is secretly watching you undress, touching himself, and these are the songs that result.

Here are more love songs from that creepy stalker who will one day show up in your room carrying a knife.

This is the closest you will ever get to old school Lady Gaga, when Pokerface and Just Dance were solid beats.

Alaska Thunderfuck wants you to know what she really thinks about the RuPaul’s Drag Race fandom.

Buoyed by her success, this young lady now channels her delusions full force into her music.

The Taylor Lautner of the music scene is giving people increasingly fewer reasons to care about him.

Why do they keep giving these nicely made songs to Britney Spears? Seems like a waste of money.