Witness by Katy Perry
Tay Tay’s evil older stepsister is trying so, so hard.
Category:Type: Pop
Melodrama by Lorde
Lorde lost her boyfriend, so this is her sad album.
Lust for Life by Lana Del Rey
Slur your words, act like you’re drugged to the gills, blah blah blurb… congrats, you’re now Lana Del Rey.
Everything’s Coming Up Roses by Night Terrors of 1927
Of course I discover them two years after they broke up.
Shawn Mendes by Shawn Mendes
Shawn Mendes wants you to know that he is straight and will love you ladies long, long time with his totally heterosexual pee-pee.
DNA by Backstreet Boys
The grandfathers of all boybands are back once again and it’s business as usual.
Finding It Hard to Smile by lovelytheband
Here is Broken and… uh, some other songs.
reputation by Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift is stepping up with songs about drunk driving and peen cravings, and yes, it is all your fault that she’s this way.
Harry Styles by Harry Styles
After One Direction, it’s time for the members to release solo albums and see which one of them will end up in rehab first.
Younger Now by Miley Cyrus
Alright, what happened to that fun, messy Miley Cyrus? Thor’s brother, bring her back, damn it!
