Disco by Kylie Minogue
How can Kylie Minogue make disco music sound so sedate and snooze-inducing?
Category:Type: Pop
Plastic Hearts by Miley Cyrus
Hannah Montana: older, divorced, drunk, and love-starved.
Dreaming the Dark by Tamaryn
How a great song ruins the rest of the otherwise solid songs in this album.
folklore by Taylor Swift
Oh look, it’s Taylor Del Rey! Or is that Lana Swift?
Velvet by Adam Lambert
Mister Lambert strikes out on his own to do his own thing, and it’s the same thing as before, only duller.
Catfights and Spotlights by Sugababes
Boys are going la-la, trying to get my ya-ya… How can I resist?
Therapy Sessions by David Archuleta
This is his most personal album, which is equivalent to a postcard that sings.
Wilder Shores by Belinda Carlisle
Didn’t Madonna pull off this shtick with Ray of Light ages ago?
Postcards in the Sky by David Archuleta
It’s almost cool, how this one is unrepentant in being so wholesome and upbeat.
My Name Is Michael Holbrook by Mika
Yes, let’s stay high with this beautiful-creepy man-child of pop.