Bare by Annie Lennox
This is one of the loveliest kinds of music for depressive divorcees ever.
Category:Type: Pop
Thankful by Kelly Clarkson
Behold, the fate of an American Idol winner.
Neon Nights by Dannii Minogue
You can dance, dance, dance even when she’s cooing about her vibrator.
Almas Del Silencio by Ricky Martin
Spanish is just a sexy language, but the tempo has to keep up.
A Place on Earth by Belinda Carlisle
Feel and live the cheesy glory that is Belinda Carlisle!
Gold by ABBA
Relive the glorious shame of the 1970s with the biggest shame of them all.
American Life by Madonna
Madonna pretends that she’s so sad and torn up about life. She had it really hard, being a star, you know?
7 by Enrique Iglesias
Somebody decides to let this fellow sing with minimal studio tinkering. Bad idea.
One Heart by Celine Dion
It’s a quintessential Celine Dion album. Just skip the Roy Orbison cover.
Harem by Sarah Brightman
From angels and butterflies, we now go to the Middle-east.
