Queen of the Clouds by Tove Lo
She sleeps with daddies from the playground and gets depressed at sex clubs. Tove Lo, ladies and gentlemen.
Category:Type: Pop
1989 by Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift finally embraces pop in what is most likely her most calculated album ever.
Undressed by Kim Cesarion
He wants to cover every inch of my body with his autograph. I hope he dots every i carefully. Wait, did I say that out loud?
Nick Jonas by Nick Jonas
Oh no, this is a new album from Ne-Yo, and nobody – NOBODY – is going to tell me otherwise.
Voce—Beautiful Songs by Sarah Brightman
Any fan of Sarah Brightman has probably heard most of the songs here, so there’s no need to bother. Unless you like Done a lot, that is.
Roulette by Blue
Another washed-up boyband trying to come back. Can’t blame them, but they could put more effort into it.
MKTO by MKTO
How cute, it’s LFO. Wait, these guys are called MKTO instead. Let’s hope they last longer than those fair-weather beach bums.
In a World Like This by Backstreet Boys
Backstreet Boys are like geriatric uncles in stained boxers trying to pull a Magic Mike before a crowd of bewildered teenage girls.
Sorry I’m Late by Cher Lloyd
Cher Lloyd shows marked improvement in her follow-up effort, but the bar was set so low previously.
1000 Forms of Fear by Sia
Sia discovers a new generation of dreamy little girls who would ordain her as the spokesperson for their little earthquakes.
