One in a Million by Bosson
Oh god, so painful. Please make him go away.
Category:Music Reviews
J. Lo by Jennifer Lopez
She may be more street now, but she still can’t sing halfway good.
Aaliyah by Aaliyah
Aaliyah is all grown up (no R Kelly jokes, please), but she’s not very interesting now, is she?
Celebrity by NSYNC
They are grown up, and they demand to be taken seriously!
No Angel by Dido
Thanks to Eminem, she’s hot all of a sudden.
Moulin Rouge! by Various Artists
Popular songs are bastardized, butchered, and mangled to near sacrilegious levels, and the whole thing is glorious.
Brilliant Midnight by Caroline Lavelle
Branching out on her own is going pretty well.
Slave to Love by Bryan Ferry
Ooh, all the lovely, lovely songs from the old days…
Survivor by Destiny’s Child
People, they are survivors because they have lots of money. Really.
Trouble in Shangri-La by Stevie Nicks
Stevie Nicks and assorted kick-ass chicks get together to put on a show.