Be Not Nobody by Vanessa Carlton
Such an insipid and boring nobody.
Category:Music Reviews
Destination by Ronan Keating
Even plundering Gregg Alexander’s reject bin fails to make this fellow sound alive.
Ashanti by Ashanti
Ashanti? Try A-shitty.
Voyage to India by India.Arie
She still sounds wise and lovely during her sophomore slump. It’s quite awesome.
Vivir by Enrique Iglesias
Spanish is so sexy.
Quizás by Enrique Iglesias
Whose idea is it to bog down this album with so many slow and forgettable tracks?
A New Day Has Come by Celine Dion
Celine Dion rocks the house down. Why doesn’t she do that more often?
Just Whitney by Whitney Houston
It’s really sad to see a former diva sink this low.
Shores of Avalon by Tina Malia
More like the bores of Avalon.
Music for Elevators by Anthony Stewart Head and George Sarah
Rupert Giles just upped his sexy cool factor by a zillion points.
