Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson
It’s Avril Lavigne’s fat sister!
It’s Avril Lavigne’s fat sister!
Yes, she needs to free herself from post-Idol tyranny!
Well, what a halfhearted way of saying goodbye.
His soul may be beautiful, but the music is putrid.
Celine Dion has embraced the dark side. Run!
Somehow, I don’t think this bland effort would make her the 8th world wonder.
Oh yes, pretty wonderful. Celine Dion is not going to like her much.
He doesn’t want to be anything that… uh, something.
Baby Spice is just Emma now. Still has the same issues, though.
Definitely an upgrade over the previous effort, but not quite there yet,