1000 Forms of Fear by Sia
Sia discovers a new generation of dreamy little girls who would ordain her as the spokesperson for their little earthquakes.
Category:Music Reviews
5 Seconds of Summer by 5 Seconds of Summer
We have Iggy Azalea and now we have this. What is wrong with Australia?
Count On My Love by Tessanne Chin
Yes, it’s another release by a singing competition winner that is tanking in the charts.
Ultraviolence by Lana Del Rey
I’m not sure what happened, but the best song is a cover version.
Pure Heroine by Lorde
Since when did Lana Del Rey come up with a new album?
Born to Die by Lana Del Rey
If Tori Amos and Suzanne Vega somehow have a child together, that child would make this album.
Born Naked by RuPaul
RuPaul may be born naked, but she’s also covered in cheese.
Behind the Light by Phillip Phillips
Phillip Phillips’s follow-up effort suggests that he is, at the very least, moving forward in the right direction.
Me. I Am Mariah… The Elusive Chanteuse by Mariah Carey
It’s difficult to see how hard Mariah Carey clings to the last vestiges of her relevance, only to flail this much in the process.
In the Lonely Hour by Sam Smith
Oh, screw dignity. BEST ALBUM OF 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARRY ME SAM SMITH I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!