No Matter How Far by David Archuleta
Eek, why is this poor kid turning into Clay Aiken? Stop, make it stop!
Category:Music Reviews
Shatter Me by Lindsey Stirling
Gamer girl, talent show reject, and steampunk violin diva. What’s not to love?
Face the Fire by Michelle Chamuel
It loses a lot of cool points for leaving out Go Down Singing, the Tumblr anthem of the 2010s.
Aurora by BrunuhVille
This is a lovely reminder of every sweeping soundtrack music you’ve heard before.
Sovereign by Michael W Smith
After four years, Michael W Smith comes back to sound just like he’s always done before.
Title by Meghan Trainor
She sounds like a goat, oh dear. Can’t the studio people do something?
Sweet Talker by Jessie J
Well, at least now Katy Perry isn’t the oldest pop tart pretending to be 21.
Four by One Direction
Why do these brats make growing up sound even more boring than it already is?
Queen of the Clouds by Tove Lo
She sleeps with daddies from the playground and gets depressed at sex clubs. Tove Lo, ladies and gentlemen.
1989 by Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift finally embraces pop in what is most likely her most calculated album ever.