Kingdom Come (2014)
A couple of losers wake up in a scary building… you know, that whole thing is so, so played out by now.
Category:Film Reviews
Aftershock (2012)
Annoying and dull tourists get caught in an earthquake in Chile. Good news: they get hurt. Bad news: it’s still boring.
Orc Wars (2013)
Good news: Rusty Joiner takes off his shirt once or twice here. Bad news: you can see more of him online, this movie blows.
Toxin (2014)
This is either an unintentionally hilarious comedy or a horrible B-grade flick unfit for consumption. Pick your poison.
Dead Mine (2012)
People actually wasted money making this thing. Oh, the shame of it all.
Interstellar (2014)
Christopher Nolan wastes almost 3 hours to show that women are horrible emotional creatures.
Ouija (2014)
Is Ouija a flat and boring movie not worth my time and money? The pointer says: YES! YES! YES!
After Effect (2013)
After Effect proves that the most terrifying thing in a horror movie is the budget cut.
1313: Cougar Cult (2012)
How could a movie about hot boys molesting themselves can be this wretched and putrid? Epic fail all around.
Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl (2009)
Come savor the best Japan cinema has to offer: disembowelment, gore, vagina-to-mouth skewer attacks and more.
