Fast Five (2011)
Now this is what a movie with Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and the Rock should be: so fun, it’s almost illegal.
Category:Film Reviews
Fast & Furious (2009)
Well, well, the hot boys are back. After that aberration set in Tokyo, this one speeds things back on track.
Eastern Boys (2013)
Older guy picks up a teenager and offers some money in exchange for sex. Really, what is the worst that can happen?
Osombie (2012)
Yes, this is a movie in which Osama bin Laden is a zombie that has to be killed. Really!
Alien Outpost (2014)
Another “documentary-style” movie – a sci-fi one, rather than horror, but still, boring and played out.
Cinderella (2015)
This one doesn’t even pretend to be feminist even a little. Two steps forward, twenty steps back…
Chappie (2015)
This one has more in common with that film about an abused horse valiantly enduring, only more smug and pretentious.
Truth or Die (2012)
Someone in England thought it’d be great to combine Saw with a bunch of teens in the woods. Horrible.
Sinister (2012)
Come scream at people taking ten hours to cross the kitchen and other scary stuff.
Way of the Wicked (2014)
Is an Antichrist killing all the bullies in town? If yes, shouldn’t he be… the good guy?