Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
Out come the apes wielding machine guns and going kung-fu banzai on everyone’s asses, and everything begins to feel truly special.
Out come the apes wielding machine guns and going kung-fu banzai on everyone’s asses, and everything begins to feel truly special.
A musical slasher flick? Yes please. This particular musical slasher flick? No, thanks – I’d rather not.
How nice, the director does his best to make sure that I don’t care even a little about these people and their story.
The clarity of the messages in the book comes through despite the script laboring to pass off John Green as Nicholas Sparks.
Well, at least it’s better than any of M Night Shyamalan’s last twenty outputs.
Worst movie ever of 2014. Really.
Even in fantasy Viking-wannabe lands, there is no getting away from whiny self-absorbed teens with first world problems.
Maleficent has Angelina Jolie and… well, not much else.
The wooden acting in this movie is a bigger threat to humanity than the monsters combined. Just skip to the last 30 minutes or so,
The best thing about this haphazardly put-together movie is that one of the main guys spends most of the time half naked.