El Gringo (2012)
Ooh, a no-nonsense throwdown gunfight movie! Only, it could be better.
Ooh, a no-nonsense throwdown gunfight movie! Only, it could be better.
This pointless sequels up the nonsensical factor and downgrades itself in the process.
Maybe it’s the lowered expectations, but this one is a pretty pleasant kind of fun.
Here’s Iron Man, his bromance buddy Steve, Hulk, that token chick, and… some people.
Why do they keep wasting time and money on such disastrously bad movies?
For a tale of people trying to kill one another, this one is surprisingly bloodless in terms of entertainment value.
Once again, Dwayne Johnson steps in, overtakes, and kills a franchise.
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring.
Best watched with brain shut down and minimal expectations – it may actually be fun if you do that.
Oh no, acid rain is killing everyone! More importantly, look at Shawn Roberts’s butt!