Ouija (2014)
Is Ouija a flat and boring movie not worth my time and money? The pointer says: YES! YES! YES!
Category:Film Reviews
After Effect (2013)
After Effect proves that the most terrifying thing in a horror movie is the budget cut.
1313: Cougar Cult (2012)
How could a movie about hot boys molesting themselves can be this wretched and putrid? Epic fail all around.
Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl (2009)
Come savor the best Japan cinema has to offer: disembowelment, gore, vagina-to-mouth skewer attacks and more.
Killer Mermaid (2014)
Yes, it’s really called Killer Mermaid, and yes, there is one here. It’s better than it should be, but not good enough.
Self Storage (2013)
Self Storage is probably one of Eric Roberts’s worst movies ever. Think about that. Then again, let’s not.
Honeymoon (2014)
Two newlyweds walk in the woods… you can probably guess the rest, but that’s okay. The lead actor would distract you with his nudity.
The Conjuring (2013)
Overly hyped as the best horror movie of all time, The Conjuring turns out to be a polished rehash of every past haunted house flick.
Dracula Untold (2014)
Of all the vampires in movies, the dude in Dracula Untold may be the most tragic pushover of them all.
The Equalizer (2014)
Denzel Washington brings on his most piercing glare and scowl to The Equalizer. The impressive body count, alas, includes the plot as well.
