The Witch (2015)
Worshiping a deity that you are fearful of will lead you to a very, very dark place…
Worshiping a deity that you are fearful of will lead you to a very, very dark place…
As we get closer to Halloween, let’s revisit great horror flicks of the old days. No modern jump scare crap!
LOLOL OH HELL NO.
Did someone say bore-dello of blood?
If you are expecting man-eating frogs, sorry, that’s not happening here.
It’s just a matter of time before those disgusting slimy things develop a taste for human flesh!
Reading slump, brain too tired, Halloween around the corner… hey, let’s watch a movie!
It’s a mystery that isn’t much of one.
Outrage-baiting US media can eat a male reproductive organ; this movie is a glorious work of art.
This is a pretty bad movie, but not because it is secretly a Donald Trump propaganda like those idiots claim.