Category:Film Reviews

Zombie Night (2013)

The stupidity of mankind will wipe out humanity long before the zombies could do their thing.

Don’t expect a sexploitation flick. The movie poster art is the best thing about this dud.

The greatest threat during a zombie pandemic is the stupidity of humans.

Teddypig really doesn’t buy the idea that a bloke will willingly commit to a sex-free long-term relationship.

The horrid, unlikable female character in a horror movie that becomes a huge liability and ruins everything… yup, that thing strikes again.

Olivia, darling, please blink twice if they were holding you hostage. We’d find a way to save you!

Amanda Seyfried is a lovely gal. Why does she keep appearing in subpar movies?

This one is alright, in a hey-I-saw-better-versions-of-this-movie-many-times-already way.

Alright, who wants to watch a movie about a deadly pandemic at a time like this?

This movie is a predator that mercilessly devours all your brain cells before defecating onto your face.