Terrifier (2017)
Gore is awesome. If that is your credo, this is your mojo.
Category:Film Reviews
The Invitation (2015)
Far more boring than thrilling, this one just doesn’t get the party going.
Bad Boys for Life (2020)
Still trying to recapture the glory of the first film, I see. It’s better than the previous one, though!
Triple Crossed (2013)
Yeah, this is a pretty bad movie, but naked men. Hot naked men.
Extraction (2020)
I like Chris Hemsworth when he’s being banged up bloody and riddled with bullets. Sexy!
Abrakadabra (2018)
This one tries so hard to be like those old giallo movies, it forgets to be itself.
Vivarium (2019)
Imagine being trapped forever with only Jesse Eisenberg for company. SOS!
Raw (2016)
Young lady wants to eat hot guys – literally. Dead guys too. Women OK. Just… yum.
We Love You, Sally Carmichael! (2017)
Hot Bob isn’t so hot when he’s clean shaven, hmmm.
Teos Olhus Meus (2011)
It’s like Nicholas Sparks decided to write a script for a gay romantic movie. LOL.
