Portal (2019)
While this one is bad, it sadly never becomes so bad that it’s so good.
While this one is bad, it sadly never becomes so bad that it’s so good.
So, I finally watched this thing, and I’m underwhelmed by it.
Weird things happen in a beach town, and I don’t give a rat’s rear end.
Scott Adkins takes his shirt off, so this is already a good movie by default.
Oh look, a comic adaptation that isn’t MCU or DCEU, and it’s actually pretty good!
Well, the two series have been stomach-churning bad thus far, so this crossover have nowhere to go but up.
Cheap can be beautiful, but this one is more like a knock-off of a designer label.
Is this movie really good, or is it good because many other movies of its kind are bad?
This one would have put me to sleep if that child actor would just stop screaming. God.
This one is more of a sluggish slap in the rear end than a hard punch in the gut,