Dark Blue (2002)
This one would have been so much better if it had gone out with guns blazing.
This one would have been so much better if it had gone out with guns blazing.
Even Hugh Jackman’s charm can’t save this dreary, unfunny romantic comedy.
Halle Berry gets naked, but watch this for the chemistry too. The whole thing is actually pretty good.
Why make a cartoon out of an insufferable know-it-all twat?
This one breaks the heart in the most glorious, aching ways possible.
I just love the scenery, ooh!
Everything about this movie is so, so, so on point that I can only shower it with love.
A guy can’t get off in 40 days or he will lose a bet. Oh, the horror.
Watch for the meager male flesh on display, try not to hemorrhage from everything else.
Nothing cold about this one. This fun prehistoric road trip is just too hot for words.