Treasure Planet (2002)
This is a beautiful reimagining of a childhood classic that is, in one word, breathtaking.
Category:Film Reviews
The Magdalene Sisters (2002)
Catholic authority figures are evil. What else is new?
Igby Goes Down (2002)
All the whine and moan you can enjoy from a privileged white kid who thinks the world owes him everything.
Daredevil (2003)
Yes, I like this movie. Shut up. It’s romantic, okay?
Analyze That (2002)
Sequels can be so unnecessary and a waste of time, even.
Tuck Everlasting (2002)
This movie is so wholesome, I feel nauseated.
Chicago (2002)
The music is good. The movie… well, it’s okay, I suppose.
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Can’t Steven Spielberg do a movie that doesn’t reek of heavy-handed pretentious twattery?
Slap Her… She’s French! (2002)
Let’s bash on the French hos in the lamest way possible!
S1m0ne (2002)
A pretty fake woman can cause so much trouble. Who knew?
