Underworld (2003)
Vampires in trench coats go pew-pew at angry werewolves, ooh!
Category:Film Reviews
What a Girl Wants (2003)
It’s what it is. Ugh.
Just Married (2003)
This is singularly one of the worst romantic comedies ever. Toxic, dumb, and painful all around.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
How on earth did the people involved in this get everything so wrong? I don’t get it.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
Did anyone ask for this sequel?
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Cool, stylish, cool, and Samuel L Jackson – oh yes!
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Somehow, the apocalyptic showdown resembles more of a boring dud.
Camp (2003)
Cheap, frivolous, pretentious cult classic-wannabe.
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
This sequel doesn’t succeed in capturing the dubious charms of the original movie.