National Security (2003)
Yawn.
This is almost a likable Adam Sandler movie. Well, almost. until it does a huge misstep eventually.
Mommies can be such bitches.
I think the lead actress never stopped screaming during the entire movie.
Vin Diesel without Paul Walker isn’t just the same, alas. This one is a soulless action flick.
The boys up the bromance to compensate for the missing Vin Diesel. I heartily approve.
Aside from a lesbian love scene, the rest is just pure snoozer.
This is a comedy about how… it is amusing for a white guy to fall in love with a black woman?
This is supposed to be an erotic thriller? More like “Eek, not this thriller!”
How’s that hammer hitting you squarely in the head with the director’s very important messages?