Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
We are in for the zombie apocalypse for the long haul now, peeps.
Category:Film Reviews
Wilderness (2006)
Another horror movie that kills off Sean Pertwee’s character. Bastards!
Hatchet (2006)
This is like an extended replay of a noob’s Mortal Kombat playthrough.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Well, this one is almost good, but Daniel Radcliffe will always be what he is, sigh.
Descent (2007)
This movie has a shocking premise, but it has little else to go along with that.
Murder in Portland (2004)
Don’t be fooled by the movie art: this isn’t porn as much as it is brain bleach.
300 (2006)
Jesus, it’s like someone made a war movie out of an army of Ken dolls.
House of the Dead 2 (2006)
No Uwe Boll here, so no surprise that this is a far better movie than the previous one. It’s actually watchable!
The Covenant (2006)
Ugh, this one has all these Ken dolls and still ends up crap. Unforgivable!
Feast (2005)
Combining gore with absurd comedy with such style, this one is simply a must-see for fans of the genre.