Legion (2010)
We have a cool guy trying very hard to save a bunch of idiots. How sad.
Category:Film Reviews
Avatar (2009)
Talk about a bloated, overrated turd. I suppose the scenery is nice, but don’t we have documentaries for that kind of thing?
Ninja Assassin (2009)
This one is more try-hard than cool, so it won’t be slaying anyone anytime soon.
Trespassers (2006)
You will want to eat some brains yourself to restock your dead brain cells after watching this pile of crap.
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Oh my goodness, the homoerotic sexual tension! I like, I like!
The Storm Warriors (2009)
Pretty boys brooding at one another for what seems like an eternity. Strictly for fangirls.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.
2012 (2009)
This natural disaster movie is indeed a disaster.
Rainbow Eyes (2007)
This one is more about pretty people posturing a lot, but it’s strangely watchable.
Apartment Zero (1998)
Well, Colin Firth playing a repressed gay man is far more interesting than his usual typecast roles. Why doesn’t he do more of this?
