Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Oh my goodness, the homoerotic sexual tension! I like, I like!
Oh my goodness, the homoerotic sexual tension! I like, I like!
Pretty boys brooding at one another for what seems like an eternity. Strictly for fangirls.
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.
This natural disaster movie is indeed a disaster.
This one is more about pretty people posturing a lot, but it’s strangely watchable.
Well, Colin Firth playing a repressed gay man is far more interesting than his usual typecast roles. Why doesn’t he do more of this?
This one could have been great, but it ends up a mess instead.
We are officially in direct-to-video hell territory now. Death has won.
This one would have been an excellent space horror flick if the people behind it didn’t get too ambitious.
This is more of a smarm vomit dipping session than a romantic comedy.