The Helpers (2012)
Help yourself – avoid this one.

Help yourself – avoid this one.

They should have done everyone a favor and just made gay porn instead.

No, really, don’t waste your time on this crap.

This is almost a great movie. Sure it has zombies, but it also has heart and soul.

A shark movie that puts me to sleep. How nice.

Oh look at all the washed-up has-beens in one movie!

Now this is an interesting, if flawed, vampire movie.

Man-eating sheep are coming to kill everyone in New Zealand. How adorable.

Seems like they have run out of ideas and money…

This pointless sequels up the nonsensical factor and downgrades itself in the process.
