Contracted: Phase II (2015)
On the bright side, the zombie disease is still killing off all these twits.
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
Contracted (2013)
Careful, you may contract high blood pressure from all the obnoxious cretins in this movie.
Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane (2007)
Zombies on a plane, and it’s really downhill from there.
Legendary: Tomb of the Dragon (2013)
They paid Dolph Lundgren and Scott Adkins to be in this one, but don’t put in any martial arts scene? Dumbasses.
Hatchet III (2013)
It makes fun of the previous movie and goes all out dumb. Credit given for effort, I guess.
2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
The Vatican Tapes (2015)
Go watch The Omen or something – it’d be much better than this dreary waste of time.
Siren (2010)
Well, at least the cast members are so pretty to look at.
Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort (2014)
Gratuitous sex scenes and disgusting gore in a low-budget crap flick. That’s… quite cool, actually.
Return to House on Haunted Hill (2007)
It’s everything a straight-to-video horror movie usually is – no surprises, really.