Legendary: Tomb of the Dragon (2013)
They paid Dolph Lundgren and Scott Adkins to be in this one, but don’t put in any martial arts scene? Dumbasses.
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
Hatchet III (2013)
It makes fun of the previous movie and goes all out dumb. Credit given for effort, I guess.
2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
The Vatican Tapes (2015)
Go watch The Omen or something – it’d be much better than this dreary waste of time.
Siren (2010)
Well, at least the cast members are so pretty to look at.
Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort (2014)
Gratuitous sex scenes and disgusting gore in a low-budget crap flick. That’s… quite cool, actually.
Return to House on Haunted Hill (2007)
It’s everything a straight-to-video horror movie usually is – no surprises, really.
Jurassic World (2015)
If you have seen any of the previous movies, this one is going to feel very familiar.
Muck (2015)
This movie is so sexist, creepy, plot-free, crap, disgustingly exploitative, misogynist… it’s actually amazing.
Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015)
It’s not scary or entertaining, no matter how loud they make the sound effects.