The Haunted Mansion (2003)
This is a joyless advertisement for a theme park, rather than a horror flick in its own right.
This is a joyless advertisement for a theme park, rather than a horror flick in its own right.
Damn it, where is the gay porn? Oogies deducted on principle!
What happened to Lawrence Kasdan and William Goldman? Old-age dementia?
Inferior sequel to a much better movie – same old story, really. A boring one.
Interesting ideas, but the execution is just so-so.
The scariest thing about this one is how much of a stinker it is.
Uwe Boll. Enough said.
This remake can stand on its own two – four? – feet very well.
Somehow, the apocalyptic showdown resembles more of a boring dud.
When a B-grade movie you attempt to parody is far better than your movie.