Don’t Hang Up (2016)
A bad man forces two jerks to stay in a house… and stay there… and stay… stay… stay… Oh god, what’s on the other channel?

A bad man forces two jerks to stay in a house… and stay there… and stay… stay… stay… Oh god, what’s on the other channel?

Samara is so twenty years ago. Why bother beating that dead horse again?

Bye forever, Alice! I was so ready to say goodbye for a while now, anyway.

No happy hour here – this low budget monster flick is not terrible, but it is not good either.

What a turd. Maybe the whole franchise is a meta statement on how they have taken everyone for a ride?

Good cast, interesting premise, but the script and the execution are on the ho-hum side.

This one may be marketed as a comedic parody of a slasher film, but watch out for some of the hardest-hitting feels coming your way.

The only thing “horror” about this waste of time is the fact that it tries to pass itself off as one.

This movie is a complete humiliation of everyone involved in it. Nobody escapes with their dignity intact.

There is a mysterious viral outbreak and the whole country is under quarantine. So what do these teens do? Throw a party, of course.
