Polaroid (2019)
Shadows! Jump scares! Boo! Jump scares! Shadows! Zzzzzz…

Shadows! Jump scares! Boo! Jump scares! Shadows! Zzzzzz…

This is a textbook example of how not to do political satire and horror comedy.

Intriguing title aside, this one is such a dreary and unfunny movie.

Think of it simply as a big, dumb movie and nobody will be disappointed.

File this under: “At least it tries to be different, I guess.”

Yeah, yeah, another homicidal counselor. It’s rarer to find one that isn’t crazy in some way.

Talk about an unnecessary sequel. This one is just a lazy rehash.

“Horror”? “Slasher”? More like a turd floating on a pool.

#StayAtHome and #COVID-19 become useless hashtags when you summon a demon while doing that Zoom thing.

Watch the window for flying pigs, because this is a Syfy movie that actually is fun to watch.
