Pet Sematary (2019)
Good lord, are they going to remake every bloody thing in the last five decades?
Good lord, are they going to remake every bloody thing in the last five decades?
There should be a full stop between the two words in the title.
Don’t be fooled by the movie poster: this one is a straight-up slasher movie. Not a good one, but hey, look, T&A!
White people want badly to be black people that they go through great lengths to do so… wait, what?
Fear the dancing, colourful, wrinkled elderly vagina!
If you want to discourage someone from working in a morgue, let them watch this one.
This Canadian production ends up being a two-bit The Omen wannabe. Oh, Canada.
The art scene is a pretentious carnival of suck, so let’s liven it up with some paranormal homicide.
Australians apparently lose their minds during a zombie apocalypse, inflicting great pain on the audience in the process.
It should be illegal to have a rehashed sequel released so close to the previous movie.