H.P. Lovecraft’s Monster Portal (2022)
I see “Lovecraft”, I watch, and I despair.
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
Croc! (2022) (2022)
The sight of the hungry crocodiles just makes me feel sad for everyone doing the special effects in this thing.
The Redwood Massacre (2014)
Gee, a bunch of idiots decide to spend the night in the house of an infamous killer. What could go wrong?
Sissy (2022)
Oh, here’s a slasher film with a cray cray influencer. Bet nobody has seen such a thing before!
The Invitation (2022)
This modern day Gothic romance-gone-awry re-imagining of a certain story of Bram Stoker is more flaccid than biting.
Hex (2022)
The poster art is the best thing about this dull thing.
Re-Kill (2015)
It makes perfect sense that an American zombie apocalypse will start in San Francisco and New York!
Hellblazers (2022)
All the recognizable genre stars can’t hide the fact that the movie is quite a lame duck.
Margaux (2022)
AI gone wild versus boring teenagers, take 547.
Hunting Souls (2022)
The child actor is the best one of the lot, which says a lot about this turd.
