Category:Genre: Drama

Music (2021)

Sia thought she would be given a Nobel prize for saving autistic people with this movie, only to throw a fit when people tell her how bad it is.

Why cast people that can’t dance or act in a romantic musical?

There’s too much talking for this to be porn, but the view is really, really nice indeed.

The story is on the meh side, but there are some unexpectedly good things here too.

Is this movie really good, or is it good because many other movies of its kind are bad?

Watch for the music. If you were expecting any new insight into Elton John’s life… well, that’s why they call it the blues.

If this movie wants me to feel for a married man chasing after a lad half his age, best not make the man an ass.

It’s like Nicholas Sparks decided to write a script for a gay romantic movie. LOL.

The main actor’s donglers steal the show, but that’s all there is to it.

Hot men! Actually having sex on screen! Oh, there’s some sad story in here too – arty movie and all – but meh.