Coyote Ugly (2000)
Showgirls has some bad campy charms, at least – go watch that one!

Showgirls has some bad campy charms, at least – go watch that one!

Ooh, ballet porn. Wait, there’s a story here? Too busy looking at the scenery to notice.

If this movie is any sweeter, I’d die of diabetes.

Strictly for patriots and anti-British people.

An arty farty movie based on a Russian story? Oh, cringe.

This heartwarming drama is going so well until it contradicts itself in its last leg.

This is one example of arty-farty done right. Nice and stylish without sacrificing substance.

SHE CHOOSES THE WRONG GUY IN THE END!!! HATE!!!

This is a pretty good movie, especially when Ralph Fiennes once again shows off his rear end.

Sandra Bullock goes serious for once, and it’s a pretty good effort. The movie itself is preachy and hammy, though.
