The 51st State (2001)
Meh.
The audience is the true collateral damage here.
Team America is here to save the day again!
What would the world be without America coming to save everybody?
Four insane hot murderers to choose from! My head is spinning from all that awesomeness.
All that fuss… over a silly ring?
Jet Li versus Jet Li, anyone?
Inept direction and a wooden lead actor make this adaptation far from magical.
Jet Li continues to embarrass himself in Hollywood, and my heart is breaking.
This is a crappy Final Fantasy movie, but on its own merits, it’s actually alright.