Evolution (2001)
This one is a cheesy mess that still manages to miss the right spots.
This one is a cheesy mess that still manages to miss the right spots.
No amount of deliberately anachronistic hipness can mask the stale and tired story.
The first move is better. A shocker, I know.
The hilarious homoerotic subtext is the only reason to see this hammy cringefest.
The people behind this movie may as well re-titled the movie as “We need your money desperately, we really do!”
Robert Rodriguez directing a kiddie movie? Are pigs flying now?
Hot guys, hot babes, fast cars, lots of action. Really, what can get better than this?
Of all the people they can stick to an action flick… Steven Seagal? Honestly?
All the tension and bullets, but ah, this one is more style than substance, alas.
Don’t climb mountains, they are dangerous.