Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
After a good previous entry, we now backslide into ugh territory.
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
The Rundown (2003)
The Rock is… well, as fun to watch as a rock.
Underworld (2003)
Vampires in trench coats go pew-pew at angry werewolves, ooh!
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
How on earth did the people involved in this get everything so wrong? I don’t get it.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
Did anyone ask for this sequel?
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)
Yeah, I don’t think this franchise is going to happen.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
It’s okay, but vastly overrated.
Hulk (2003)
Well, one thing is for sure: keep Ang Lee away from anything that is supposed to be fun.
Bad Boys II (2003)
Why do fun movies keep getting atrocious sequels? Is there some kind of sick cosmic rule about this?
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
Maybe it’s because I had minimal expectations prior to watching this, but I actually like it.