The Tuxedo (2002)
Gag.
It has dragons, Christian Bale, and… dragons! Ooh.
This is a terrific advertisement for a theme park, if I may say so.
Robert De Niro really needs the money, doesn’t he?
I guess Michelle Yeoh can’t afford to be choosy about her roles?
Sorry, this is not a pornographic film with Vin Diesel. It’s all cheese and still A-OK, though.
How could they do this to Phillip K Dick? Go ruin a Stephen King story instead!
Native Americans PETA embrace the wind white men are garbage freedom mountains buzzwords et cetera.
Men in dud, more like. How did it go from a fun movie to… this?
Oh god, this is so dreary. Am I supposed to be entertained?