The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
2012 (2009)
This natural disaster movie is indeed a disaster.
Mutant Chronicles (2008)
This one could have been great, but it ends up a mess instead.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
As impending obscurity looms, Harry Potter whines his way into another victory, which sees everyone else doing his work for him. Again.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
If you want to feel what it’s like to have your brain nuked by a missile, go watch this movie.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Hello, dumbness, my old friend…
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Why are they still churning out entertaining but dumb sequels? Let the horse die!
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Well, at least I get to see Hugh Jackman’s butt.
Star Trek (2009)
Wait, is this a Star Trek film or a Star Wars fan film?
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)
This is a prequel about things that are already known if you have watched the first movie in the franchise.
