The Shamutanti Hills by Steve Jackson
A crown is missing, so you’re off to get it back. Same old story, take five.
A crown is missing, so you’re off to get it back. Same old story, take five.
Oh no, the Shogun’s sword is missing! Guess who has to get it back.
Oh look, a shiny talisman! Wonder what happens if you touch it…
There are no good mages in Titan. None whatsoever.
Werewolves have scary pubic hair.
You cure yourself of a deadly disease by sleeping on a mountaintop.
Of course you go in voluntarily. You’re the big hero!
Time to loot, pillage, and plunder a wizard’s tower! Don’t worry, it’s OK because he’s evil. They always are!
There’s a swamp in the neighborhood that has berries, monsters, and frogs. Fun.
Here’s your chance to feel like a hapless monster subject to a sadistic mad scientist’s whims!