Green Blood by Mark Smith
Another reason why elves must die.

Another reason why elves must die.

Yes, you are a superhero. Again.

Save the trees! End all pollution! Kill everything else!

You’re living the Jules Verne dream, woo-hoo!

They told you not to go, so you go and get captured. Genius.

Wait, they make gamebooks out of kids’ game shows?

Masked people and dead kings – all in a day’s job!

Don’t get lost, the plains are dangerous.

You get to live out your dreams as a sailor! Isn’t this exciting?

Time to kill things and make lots of money!
