
Never Marry a Cowboy by Lorraine Heath
Someone should salvage this melodramatic mess by turning it into a campy bad musical.

Someone should salvage this melodramatic mess by turning it into a campy bad musical.
Ooh, a character-driven medieval romance. Such a thing still exists? Perfect!
The main characters aren’t keeling from a stupid need to flagellate themselves… so this is good by the author’s standards.
This one is best seen as a one-scene wonder.
Not much here other than lots of charming stuff that can be quite irresistible.
Don’t get too excited. This one doesn’t buck the trend much.
Oh look, another middling Romeo and Juliet remake.
How come the most boring prig gets to be the heroine?
Everyone is so stupid here, I don’t whether to laugh or weep.
Woman wants to be a man badly, to please her father. Fortunately, the hero is here to show her the joys of being a woman.