Betrothed to the Beast by Elina Emerald
The cover is the most exciting thing about this story.

The cover is the most exciting thing about this story.

Who’s here for a smacking good time?

The heroine ruins this one. Yup, the devil is a moron.

Nothing wicked comes from this, just mild disappointment.

The guy on the cover has an unfortunate haircut. Fortunately, the story is better!

The author has a decent flow going on… until her characters have to think and make decisions on their own.

I’m now desperately seeking a cure for the pain.

Oh, Carole Mortimer writes about romantic buggery too!

This is simultaneously the most terrifying and hypnotically un-look-away-able wreck I’ve come across in a while.

The party is over before it has even started.
