King of the Desert, Captive Bride by Jane Porter
Reading this book is like being tortured in a Middle-Eastern prison.
Reading this book is like being tortured in a Middle-Eastern prison.
This one deserves to spend time behind bars for being so awful.
Two boring gits getting it on, how exciting.
Rico Suave wants a girlfriend.
It’s everything one can hope for… in a dire story of a neurotic heroine getting knocked up in a haw-haw way.
More women’s fiction than romance, this one would have been fabulous, were not for the sagging middle.
The author probably thinks that this story is much better and smarter than it actually is.
Despite being too schmaltzy for its own good at times, this one still can hurt so, so good.
No, I don’t think I will call, so don’t wait by the phone.
This is such a short story that it’s quite kind of pointless, actually.